So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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