Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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