the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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