Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
