One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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