I'm going to jail i love you
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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