i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
