i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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