Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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