that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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