is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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