just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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