Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
