covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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