I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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