I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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