I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
kristin has been a bad kristin
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Sext me about skeletons
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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