so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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