Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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