this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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