walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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