names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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third nipple confirmed
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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