I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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