Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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