Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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