why didn't you poke me back
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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