i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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