White coat. Heels.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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