Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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