So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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