do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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