Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i out mim tonsoeep
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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