She is in my trunk
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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