what day is it and did you see me today?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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