Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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