I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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