dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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