R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
We are all done wearing pants today
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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