I'm drive I can fine osifer
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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