I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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