I must be too annoying 4 u.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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