you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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