her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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