I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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