oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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