everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
