Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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