i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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