I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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