i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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