We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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