I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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