My boss' voice literally gives me gas
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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