Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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