check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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