Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
And then he peed in my hair
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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